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Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening when you would have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
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Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.Doug Larson
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A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
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The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.Doug Larson
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.Doug Larson
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Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap.Doug Larson
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.Doug Larson
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city it might be better to change the locks.Doug Larson
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Nostalgia: A device that removes the ruts and potholes from memory lane.Doug Larson
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A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.Doug Larson
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.Doug Larson
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.Doug Larson
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.Doug Larson
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.Doug Larson
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The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.Doug Larson
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.Doug Larson
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Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.Doug Larson
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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.Doug Larson
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Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.Doug Larson
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.Doug Larson